Drew-isms, the beginning

Inspired by the facebook...Here are some of my best and a few of the rest:

Drew has been known to enjoy a good laugh at someone else's expense. No, not you. Honest!! OK maybe once.

Drew believes that texting while driving is not "dangerous." It's multi-tasking.

Drew feels excitement on the horizon. Drew says, "Never mind. I think it was just heatstroke."

Drew is so happy it's Sushi Friday! Tu veux du suchi?

Drew is sorry that she can't please all of the people all of the time. She's working on it.

Drew is seriously considering poking the bear. How bad can it be, really.

Drew is looking good, feeling good, and ready to party. I know...it's only Tuesday. Sigh.

Drew is looking good, feeling good, and ready to party. And will not be suppressed by the constraints of conventional society or common sense. So there!

Drew is also the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened last week.

Drew does not care if all of the cool kids are doing it. She refuses to feel sorry for stupid people.

Drew does not care if all the cool kids are doing it. She refuses to watch for pedestrians.

Drew just found her dignity. It was hiding under her self-preservation.

Drew wonders when reading a book became the international signal for people to come up to you and start rambling nonsense.

Drew understands that she can’t have everything. Everything takes up a lot of space.

Drew can’t contain her joy. Nor should she.

Drew is dancing with her two favorite boys.

Drew has decided to delay Fall this year. Summer shall go on for at least 3 months longer and go down in history as one of the best she’s ever had.

Drew wonders if this is real turtle soup or merely mock.

Drew has an irrational, near uncontrollable love of Saltines. Yummy cracker goodness.

Drew is going to rest this weekend. Except for tonight. And tomorrow night. And Sunday afternoon.

Drew lives in a world of her very own but she welcomes visitors.


The rest I'll post on a semi, pseudo, daily basis. Either current ones or past oldies but goodies.

Visualize Whirled Peas!